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Published: Jan 26, 2026 08:43 am
LORT offers plenty of weapons and power-ups to use on your runs, but most of them will be locked when you’re just starting.
Thankfully, you can grind and complete achievements to complete these unlocks. Some of them are relatively easy and require a run or two. Others will be more complex, forcing you to think outside the box.
How to get all unlocks in LORT
The table below has information on every unlock you can access in LORT.
| Cliff Bowman | Die for the first time |
| G’Day Mate | Encounter the boss of the Hilly Billy Countryside |
| Track and Whack Quest | Complete the Goblin Appetizer quest |
| Baby’s First Handgun | Find the pistol |
| Nice to Meet Yew | Spare-time Big Bow |
| Vital Touch | Deal 25,000 critical damage |
| Goblin Slayer’s Talisman | Kill 300 Goblins |
| Brother Ew’s Talisman | Kill 150 Slimes |
| Dat Bad Meat | Defeat 50 Lumber Lieutenants |
| Treasurestrike | Pick up 500 Gold |
| Bloodgold Charm | Pick up 20,000 Gold |
| Critcoin Cache | Pick up 50,000 Gold |
| Two Different Sized Shoes | Clear 40 Camps |
| Cloak and Dagger | Open 150 Chests |
| Blackjack’s Sap | Defeat Bosses |
| Astonishingly Clever Optical Gadget | Defeat the boss of the Hilly Billy Countryside |
| Stacked Skull | Defeat the forest boss |
| Meat Fortress | Defeat the boss of the snowy mountains |
| Everburning Cloak | Defeat the boss of the ruined lands |
| Math-Approved Time Warper | Win |
| Leechlord Shroud | Take 5,000 damage |
| Trial and Error | Challenge (and defeat) 150 Trials |
| Gadoosh Capacitor | Deal over 9000 damage in a single hit |
| Idol of Sick Moves | Find the weapon cache at the top of the climbing tree |
| P. Dodgy’s Barrel of Slippin’ | Find the loot the Bandit Camp |
| Idol of Ew | Find and pass the Trial of Slime |
| Trophy of Swole | Dig up 50 patches of dirt |
| Pogo’s Rodspring | Use 3 consecutive sunflower jump pads without touching the ground |
| Boomer’s Blessing | Pick up 100 Epic power-ups |
| Franklin’s Rod | Collect 30 Obsidian Keys |
Additionally, there are six unique cosmetics to unlock as well, but they don’t have any actual effects on the gameplay.
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