To make the season bright for their sons—3-year-old Dakota and his 2-year-old brother whose name hasn't been shared—Culkin and fiancéeBrenda Song "go all out at Christmas in our house," the actor admitted in an exclusive interview with E! News. "Because right now they're at the magic age where they believe and we want to nurture that belief."
So the Home Alone star cooks up the holiday ham and together they string up the lights and lean hard into playing Santa.
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"I told them that I'm at Santa's workshop fixing toys, because that's what I do for them at home," Culkin shared of how he explained the two weeks he'd be away screening his holiday classic for fans across the United States. "I'm so good that Santa Claus called me up to the North Pole. They're totally fine with that."
Particularly if he can put in a good word with the big guy.
Eldest son Dakota "wants a Spider-Man truck, he wants a truck from New York City and he wants more presents," Culkin detailed. "And my youngest heard exactly what he said. He goes, 'I want a garbage truck. I want garbage bins and I want more presents.' It's like they're wishing for more wishes. I'm like, 'You guys are certainly my sons.'"
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Other than his handyman work, Culkin's chief holiday responsiblity is stuffing the stockings that were hung by the chimney with care.
"I guess the best word would be maestro, maybe master, of stockings," the 44-year-old shared. "I nail the stockings every year. I'm just about to get on top of my stocking game as we speak."
The key, he explained, is having enough varied interests that Amazon knows where your head is at before you even log on.
He knows he's done his best work when Song, 36, is like, "'Where'd you get that?'" he shared of picking out treasures like a Zoltar fortune-telling machine similar to the one featured in Big. "It was like, 'I don't even know. I think it's from Switzerland?' It's because I have such kooky taste, that my recommendations do half the work for me."
And this year he has another ace up his sleeve, thanks to the work he did with Uber Eats to advertise their Holiday Hub, which on Dec. 7 will be offering a troupe of on-demand Uber Carolers for those in New York City, Los Angeles, Dallas, Miami, and Washington, D.C., in addition to delivering last-minute gifts or even trees.
"I think I have it in my contract that they have to send carolers to my house," he joked. "So I'm calling the neighbors. 'Everyone come by, I got some free carolers courtesy of Uber Eats.'"
Not that he didn't work for his highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese supper, filming an ad chock full of "wink and nods" to his time spent as Home Alone's intrepid elementary schooler Kevin.
While he was never trying to make his appearance in the 1990 and 1992 films disappear, "It was a bit burdensome," he acknowledged. But after becoming a father he sees his kids in all the children who find joy in watching "the little guy getting one over on the bad guys."
Nowadays, he said, "I'm embracing it and at the same time, I guess the best way to put it is taking the piss out of it, too, having fun with it. It's very rare when you have something that encompasses an important day and I'm a part of that. It's more fun to embrace it than to fight it."
"Oh, heck yeah! Are you kidding me?" he responded when asked if his toddlers had seen his work. Dakota actually "think he's Kevin," Culkin shared. "I'm like, 'Do you remember going down the stairs on the sled?' He's like, ‘Mmhmm, yep. Sure do.' I'm like, ‘Do you remember when he had yellow hair?' And he's like, ‘Uh-huh, yep.'"
Though the preschooler's favorite bit is the same as his dad's.
"You know when the Wet Bandits show up and I pretend there's a party there?" Culkin recounted. "There's a Michael Jordan thing on the train set and there's music playing and I'm doing the whole thing with the strings moving the mannequins. Originally, I was supposed to play the piano and things like that. It was way over complicated and they pretty much just said, 'Hey, we're going to tie some strings to you. Be a goof.' I'm like, 'You're in my wheelhouse now.'"
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He already had fond memories of filming that scene when he watched with a then-18-month-old Dakota.
"He got up and just started doing the googly dance thing," Culkin recalled, referencing the moment when his character swings his fists up and down. "And so I got up and started doing the dance with him. I already enjoyed doing it, but now it means something else."
'Tis the season to enjoy another viewing of the holiday classic. So we're going to give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister onto your couch for another viewing. But first, we're reading through all of the film's private stuff below. You better not come out and pound us!