What happened
- The Witcher 3's good (and available early) Griffin armour set is notorious for giving Geralt a 'dadbod' with the silhouette of a jaunty paunch.
- Some people, weak of heart and deficient of spirit, find that objectionable.
- The dadbod armour remains in The Witcher 3's recent remaster.
- Rejoice! A mod to fix it is already remaster-compatible.
- But you will be judged for using it. By me.
Is it morally wrong to slim down Geralt?
The Griffin School set is one of the earliest 'proper' (by which I really mean upgradable—a set you could feasibly spend the rest of the game in) armour sets you're likely to come across in The Witcher 3. The treasure hunt quests to unlock all its parts are all relatively low-level, which means you're likely to end up wearing some or all of it even if medium armour isn't generally your jam.
Or maybe you won't. Because one of the things about the Griffin armour, you see, is it gives Geralt a dadbod. Or the appearance of one, anyway: his wiry torso occluded by a jolly and rotund chestpiece. If you're cool (you're cool, right?) then you embrace it. Santa Geralt is coming to town. If not? You install a mod that svelte-ens the armour up a bit. And good news if you're in that latter camp: a popular mod that does just that is already remaster-ready.
In fairness, it doesn't just trim up Geralt's chestpiece. It also fixes or tweaks a number of visual features on the armour, neatening it up a bit. Nevertheless, I suspect the majority of players using it—or something similar—are primarily here for the un-dadbod-ification, and let me be clear: a grand reckoning awaits you in the world to come.









English (US) ·