There was something in the air at the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards on Monday evening.
Fear.
It all felt a little desperate from the opening special-material song, 'I Love TV Screens,' a parody of Joan Jett's 'I Love Rock 'n' Roll,' performed by host Mariska Hargitay and a medley of B-list guests.
Hargitay, The Law and Order: Special Victims Unit star, dropped obscure show references, likely lost on three-quarters of the fragmented at-home audience, while dancers with old-school antenna TVs on their heads performed around her.
Talk about dating yourself.
Nothing says confidence quite like an industry singing about how much it hopes you still love its product.
Hargitay dropped obscure show references, while dancers with old-school antenna TVs on their heads performed around her
There was something in the air of the the 78th Primetime Emmy Awards on Monday evening. Fear (Pictured: Elle Fanning, left, Dakota Fanning, Michelle Pfeiffer, David E. Kelley, and Nicole Kidman)
Then something remarkable happened that almost made me forgive the singing: Hollywood stuck to the script.
For years, you couldn't get through an awards show without being lectured by a beautiful person wearing borrowed diamonds. Fame was confused with authority. An actor won an award and suddenly they were giving instructions on public policy.
Believe in this. Support that. Save democracy. Save America. Save the planet. It was as is the only people capable of rescuing humanity civilization were those with stylists.
But celebrity is not synonymous with wisdom. Being brilliant at pretending to be a doctor doesn't mean I want George Clooney to remove my appendix. And this year, apparently, Hollywood finally got it.
'There was no official ban on Trump or politics, but the Emmys made the message crystal clear: tonight, leave politics at home,' an industry insider tells me. 'Nobody was muzzled, they just knew which way the wind was blowing. When even Stephen Colbert doesn't mention Trump, you know everyone got the memo.'
Alan Cumming, host of The Traitors, came closest to violating the unspoken gag order. 'Please make sure you're registered to vote, because the time for talk is over. It is now time to vote, America. Thank you so much,' he said, as he accepted the award for Outstanding Reality Competition Program.
'When even Stephen Colbert doesn't mention Trump, you know everyone got the memo,' an industry insider tells me
'Please make sure you're registered to vote, because the time for talk is over,' Alan Cumming said, as he accepted the award for Outstanding Reality Competition Program
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Everyone knows how he means for America to vote, but at least he didn't say it.
'Don't mistake the lack of politics for some great awakening,' one longtime Hollywood executive tells me. 'These people haven't suddenly become less political. They're scared. When your house is on fire, you stop telling the neighbors how to decorate their own.'
Hollywood had a bigger problem than Donald Trump. It needs to save itself. And suddenly, miraculously, everybody learned to mind their own business.
Traditional television has been turned upside down. Audiences are splintered. Streaming services disrupted the business. Hollywood is confronting a terrifying reality: We can live without it.
'Everyone in this business understands the old model is broken,' a veteran producer tells me. 'The audience isn't sitting at home waiting for us anymore. We're chasing them. That is a massive psychological shift for Hollywood.'
Television is now competing against YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, podcasts, gaming and our tiny hand-held computers that readily deliver nearly unlimited entertainment options every second of the day.
There was a time when television controlled the culture. A hit show meant tens of millions of people knew the characters, catchphrases and plot twists. Today, ask five friends what they're watching and you'll get five different answers.
A friend recommends a show and the first question isn't, 'Is it good?' It's, 'Where is it streaming?' Soon you discover that you canceled the service six months ago because you subscribed for one show and then forgot it existed.
Perhaps selecting Mariska Hargitay to host was satire. At 27 seasons, Law and Order: SVU is the longest running TV drama in history behind General Hospital. To many of the people in that room, she's a unicorn.
The theme of these Emmys was not excellence, but survival. The entire evening had the nervous energy of someone repeatedly telling you that their marriage is fantastic even when nobody asked.
Perhaps selecting Mariska Hargitay to host was satire. At 27 seasons, Law and Order: SUV is the longest running TV drama in history behind General Hospital
Cast of 'The Pitt,' which won Outstanding Drama Series Award
Matthew Rhys holds the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series Award for 'Widow's Bay'
This crisis might be the best thing to happen in Hollywood in years. Now, they're actually competing against each other to serve the audience, leaving them less time to opine on the lives of normal people.
Thank God.
But Hollywood hasn't really changed. It still wants Americans to share the values of multimillionaire celebrities who live behind gates on private estates. It simply has a more urgent priority right now.
The problem was never celebrities having opinions. Of course, they have opinions. The problem was the assumption that their opinions somehow mattered more than ours. 'Awards shows forgot viewers came for entertainment, not instruction,' a longtime publicist tells me. 'Nobody objects to an actor caring about politics. The mistake was assuming that the audience wanted to be educated.'
It's easier to tell everyone what sacrifices they should make when your home has a guesthouse. It's easier to lecture people about privilege when somebody else is parking your car.
So, yes, I enjoyed Hollywood finally minding its own business. But understand why it happened: Fear is a wonderful focusing mechanism.
The audience is not your employee. We don't work for Hollywood; Hollywood works for us. These stars have finally realized that before they set out to save the world, they must save themselves.

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