TALK OF THE TOWN: Bad sports! Newcomers upset old guard at the Princess of Wales's tennis club

The boorish behaviour at the Princess of Wales’s tennis club, which I revealed last week, is being blamed on a ‘cabal’ of recent arrivals sidestepping the Hurlingham’s notoriously exacting application process.

A disgruntled source tells me that a flurry of ‘bullish’ parvenus are upsetting the old order at the club where Prince William and his children George and Charlotte also practise their serves.

With the waiting list having closed in 2018, Hurlingham membership is now almost exclusively attained through inheritance or being born to a current member.

But there is a loophole that allows people to be invited on to the tennis and cricket teams and become a so-called ‘sports member’.

Dissatisfied old-money stalwarts are blaming some of these new arrivals for the ‘slipping decorum’ on the tennis courts, where some players are unleashing a volley of four-letter words, as I reported last week.

And there is wider disquiet about the ‘aggressive culture of nepotism’ – gaining access to the hallowed grounds by knowing the right people.

Sources tell me that some existing sports members have been using their clout to recruit friends. 

And once people are sports members, they can then enjoy the full run of the 155-year-old club, including its croquet lawn, gym and swimming pools, along with the beautifully landscaped gardens and views over the Thames.

‘Given the huge demand for membership and the fact that they’ve closed applications, it’s not surprising that a sort of black market has emerged for membership,’ said one member.

The Hurlingham, which started as a pigeon-shooting club before becoming a general social club in the middle of the last century, was approached for comment, but it did not respond.

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They were probably discussing their Christmas plans…

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