Don't believe it? Well, after putting several stars on blast while emceeing the annual Hollywood award show on Jan. 5, the comedian revealed some NSFW jokes were actually cut from her monologue for being too naughty.
Speaking to host Howard Stern during his Jan. 6 The Howard Stern Show episode, Nikki recounted of the skipped-over line, "That one was so fun, and it was so nice to be like, ‘I’ll just tell it to Stern anyway.’ And that one you don’t want to do, because it’s like you’re accusing the people of that room of being involved in that, and they might turn on you.”
Ultimately, Nikki went with a joke in which she quipped that Challengers was "more sexually charged than Diddy's credit card."
However, the 40-year-old had more Diddy wisecracks up her sleeve that went unused.
“Amy Adams is nominated for her performance in Night Bitch, while I was totally snubbed for my performance in Day Slut,” Nikki told Howard of another cut joke. “The documentary category is tough, though. By the way, Night Bitch is what Diddy hears every evening before it lights out.”
Meanwhile, Luigi Mangione—who is facing murder charges after the shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO BrianThompson—was another topic Nikki ultimately chose to avoid.
“Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought that by the end of the year, you’d only be the second hottest hit man in America,” Nikki revealed to Howard. “That one we didn’t do because Luigi was a big deal for a while, and then it kind of faded and took a while for people to get it.”
Turning her attention to Conclave, one of the night's most nominated films, Nikki opted to forgo a jab towards the Catholic Church.
“I love Conclave, and I think it’s about the cardinals choosing a new pope," she recounted. "And I think everyone should see it. It was so heartwarming. Honestly, it’ll touch you so much that the church will have to move it to another theater. Conclave is rated PG, bring the kids. They’ll love it. The Catholic Church will love it. Hot tip, you don’t need ID to get into the Conclave afterparty."
However, she ended up deciding that “Catholic Church pedophile jokes” are played out.
“Please know that I know this is not nice,” Nikki teased before revealing the joke: “Michael Keaton was so great in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and Alec Baldwin, sadly, did not come back to play a ghost because he was too busy making them.”
She added that the joke was “too mean” to share on stage.
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