Dropout star details just how bangable some Pokémon are

'The internet has told me [tentacles] are a sex thing'

Look, it's no secret some video game characters sexy AF, but "Butterfree can get it" was not a sentence I expected to hear on the latest episode of Dropout's Make Some Noise.

In the season four episode "Different Language Office," Zach Reino, Jess Ross, and Paul F. Tompkins joined the stage to field a range of wacky prompts lofted to them by host and Dropout CEO Sam Reich. Kicking things off: A prompt for Reino simply titled, "The Pokémon in order of fuckability."

Reino wastes no time getting into it, ripping into the least-fuckable type, Bug-type. "No one is fucking the bugs," he says. And for good reason — when 'mons like Scyther and Beedrill have weapons for hands, any and all bedroom acts will be quite difficult to perform without the potential for blood loss. (Unless blood loss is your thing... Just be safe, y'all.)

Rock-type? Fuck 'em, but not in that way. Their hard (heh) bodies aren't gonna be much fun to touch, Reino correctly argues, leaving them low in the Pokémon sex rankings. Below them would be Posion-type, except for Tangela, because you know those tentacles are useful in more ways than one.

Reino throws the human-like Pokémon, like Mewtwo, to the side, arguing their appearance is a deterrent to being ranked highly, something commenters on YouTube disagree with. "Counting Mewtwo’s human-like appearance as a negative is really a brave decision," one person writes. "Mewtwo is the definition of would and I will field no questions on the matter," another says. I'm with Reino on this one; Mewtwo's a little intimidating, and not in a kinky way.

Reino concludes his rant by crowning Dragonair as the most-fuckable Pokémon, and to that, we say, no comment. Although. I will admit, Dragonite is always a part of this author's team.

The prompts comedians receive on Make Some Noise are usually tailored to their strengths: Ross Bryant typically gets a song or a Shakespeare monologue each episode; Brennan Lee Mulligan will get dungeon master-related prompts; and Josh Ruben will always be asked to make the silliest noises.

So one has to wonder: How exactly did Reich and the Make Some Noise writing crew know to throw this prompt to Reino? Does he go around letting everyone know his thoughts on copulating with Pokémon, or did he specifically walk into the shoot that day and ask for this prompt? How many Pokémon sex jokes were left on the cutting room floor of his past Make Some Noise episodes before Reich finally asked him to rank sexy Pokémon? Dropout, the Superfans have a right to know.

If there's one thing we do know and can all agree upon, though, is that Mr. Mime is last in any fuckability rankings by a country mile. As Reino says, "Mr. Mime is a big creep and on a lot of watchlists, so nope."